#As always this is mostly a joke
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Eustass Kid Crack Theory
Ok So Like. Hear Me Out. Kid, and likewise all the Kid pirates, come from an unnamed island off the south blue. What if. That was black drum island. "But probably" I hear you say, "Their Home island was unaffiliated with the government! The government gave black drum island to wapol!" "But Paradox" I hear you cry "Black drum is a place where everyone is a little fancy and goth and another thing- not like Eustass and Killer and heat and wire and" SHHH. Black drum island was ruled over the kid pirates. And then they left. Do they really give enough of a damn to claim the island as their home base and be under their protection? (Maybe). But even if they did, the government could easily just take it over anyway. Who's protecting it? Kid? He's all the way in the new world. And as for Black drum being a little edgy with black masks I think black drum could just be England but for alt people. Wapol and kinder live in upper class London. Killer and Eustass are from the east end. Wire is from Oxford. And Heat is from Birmingham. Need I say more
#I feel like this is something only people who know british tropes and areas will get#Like maybe you can get the first three but the heat joke might take a second#(it's cuz people hate birmingham accents.)#sorry guys I love you you're perfect it's just I need to lean into comedy#please don't cancel me Birmingham#one piece#Eustass kid#heat one piece#kid pirates#wire one piece#killer one piece#āEngland is a lawless place where all the alt people live with no real form of governmentā is an idea I can get behind#As always this is mostly a joke
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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS
there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head
I don't know why I decided to draw it this way
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story#and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING#crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED#crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED#(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want#but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it#and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially#it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it#(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER#crowley's secret is safe for another day#(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time#wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...
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matching icons for you and your codependent coworkers
#this is mostly a joke but also!#you are always welcome to use my art as pfps and headers as long and u credit me!#iinryer art
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Shout out to all the beginning authors, donāt be afraid to write badly and to write for yourself
we will love you regardless
#and if itās *really* bad it might even become a cult classic#looking at you My Immortal#Iām mostly joking#I love all forms of writing and I love seeing yāallās growth#even if I donāt always enjoy reading them I like seeing people write them#donāt be afraid to be cringy in these spaces- theyāre ment for you#donāt be afraid to grow either#anyways ramble over#ao3 shenanigans#ao3#writing#fanfic#fandom#archive of our own
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impulsesv simulates anxiety spirals in the particular way that only a man who has had many, many anxiety spirals in his lifetime can
#aka to the point that i was getting genuinely concerned#enen says stuff#impulsesv#<- always scared tagging THAT nowadays. we Don't Know how active he is on this godforsaken webbed site#anyways.#this is only mostly a joke#yeah i've been rewatching some VODs
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i do think peak comedy is a steve who is absolutely aware of the effect he has on people, but has never felt that way towards anyone else-- the closest he got was with nancy and robin, because he loved them both in different ways, and sometimes he felt like he was going to go insane if he didn't talk to them or touch them right now, but it was never like he had seen other people act about him. robin and nancy made him a better person. they didn't drive him to ridiculous levels of violence and obsession. maybe people in hawkins were just fucking weird.
and then he meets eddie, falls in love with eddie, and he's like... yeah, okay. alright. no, i get it. if anything happened to this guy i would steal the nuclear launch codes.
#steddie#jgkfldgj separate fic idea where everyone is talking about their best murder ideas as like a joke#nancy has a gun she's been thinking about longingly eddie's is dramatic argyle's is disturbingly competent etc#and steve is just like how many of the government officials that we know do you think i would have to fuck to get access to the nukes#idk steve is the epitome of go big or go home To Me#like he's always the one put in situations and then he commits to the bit a thousand percent and is way more extra about it than everybody#he hit billy with a fucking car . do u get that#nancy was like im gonna shoot at him like a normal person in an action film#and steve was like oh the vehicle im currently in? before airbags were invented? im gonna send it full speed into that guy#as you fucking do#the only one in the upside down mostly naked and shoeless btw#like ???? do u think this is die hard u bitch bc that hasnt come out yet#what was i talking about its 2 am
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unfortunately we will have to put shadow down for being transphobic to sonic during the twitter takeover. sad ! well theres other hedgehogs
#for anyone who hasnt been keeping up shadow basically said sonic is less of a man than he is for having no chest fur and a higher voice#mostly joking im sure they didnt have any actual bad intentions with that but . hm#honestly felt kind of weird hearing those things coming from sonic and shadow#i always thought of them as not really caring about gender roles or being perceived as manly#he would not fucking say that etc etc
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oh charlie kelly loose identity tied to emotions nd changing on a whim we're really in it now....
#'today id say im only abt 1/3rd of charlie kelly' yea allow me to mold this to my narrative#iasip#always sunny#charlie kelly#joyce kelly#john kelly#1/3 charlie 1/3 joyce 1/3 john iv cracked the code#charlie is feeling neutral john is feeling bad and joyce is feeling great#ok that parts mostly a joke but still im eating this lol#the 7 secrets of awakening the highly-effective four-hour giant today#gpoy#hes so me#this is srsly so real like i literally collect names nd identities like playing cards cuz who am i? ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
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if anyone seeing this post is under the impression that not attending university lectures is fun and edgy. let me paint you a picture. you are going to look at your calendar one day soon and realise your final is in 38 hours and you still have 17 and a half hour long lectures to watch and take notes from.. and while this is possible to achieve it's not exactly relaxing. yeah i'm still fine-tuning my academic skills what abt it
#aha. ahahaa. ahahaaa.#no okay HEAR ME OUT. this is actually the best position i've been in all year academically š i've taken every final so far this year w/o#having seen any lectures... & in my defense i wasn't skipping bc i thought it was fun or edgy. the real reasons are just too fucked up#to explain. i still wish that i had been better this term. i wish i had been able to make things turn out differently. i am always wishing#but now the only thing left to do is try my best with the time i have left and start again next year#anyway here is an insight into the strange and terrible grief that is my academic life.#so far it is a life mostly full of mistakes. but i will not give up.#it will continue. things will improve.#ļæ½ļæ½#SORRY ABT THIS RANT. DIDNT MEAN TO SAY SO MUCH#this was ... supposed to be a joke post#DONT WORRY ABT ME I HAVENT FAILED ANYTHING YET AND IM NOT INTENDING TO START NOW
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estrogen would fix them
#pine art#marjorine stotch#leopold butters stotch#butters stotch#sigh... sighhhh thinking about them#my butters has always been agender. uses he/she/they interchangeably#but like. estrogen would fix her (this is a joke mostly but he WOULD be happier)#south park#south park fanart
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I like to think that hoshina IS flirty with Kafka but in a very... Hoshina way.
He's not like "OMG let's compare hand sizes teehee" he's like "DAMN Kafka why are your hands so damn huge. Big meaty claws lol" and that's just His Way of doing the same thing cus he's a fucking goofball, and it WORKS cus Kafka is a goofball too!!! He speaks fluent goofball!!!
#kafhoshi#hoshikaf#like i can imagine him being flirty but only in a kinda silly goofy way.#hes also probably assuming nobody realizes its flirting cus hes acting jokey and goofy about it but they know... they know...#i mean kafka would definitely be like ''i cant really tell if hes actually interested or just joking around like usual'' but that's mostly#cus of his own self image issues#he kinda cant believe that hoshina would ever be interesting in a loser like him (hes wrong. hoshina likes him *because* hes a loser.)#but also Kafka isnt a loser anyway he just thinks of himself that way#but like... hoshina canonically likes ''simple guys'' its on his character profile (lol man liker) and kafka is exactly that!!!#hes a simple and honest guy... hes not complicated... you always know where you stand with him and can trust him implicitly...#and hoshina likes that about him.. like a lot... a lot a lot. hes like kinda into it
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The eddsworld fandom is actually on fire rn. ITS JUST A UGLY PLUSH.
Ahhh eddsworld fandom, exploding in two different directions in a single day, I love all of you so much
#asks#kazhballs#anonymous#if He Who Must Not Be Named wont love you I will#I joke sometimes but I do truly mean it#The fandom despite its flaws and shortcomings will always be beloved to me#we get weird sometimes kooky even but I think its beautiful we're still here#I know we have a reputation thats mostly negative but still I love you all#And to answer your question yes I saw the tomska tomtord tweet#I died very quickly STOP PERCIEVING US TOMSKA OMG#LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE
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itās been four months since December 2022 and Iām still not over the fact that Reigen was apparently so haunted by guilt from that one time in S2E2 where he scolded Mob for eating too many french fries that it showed up in the super emotionally charged eyecatcher montage during the series finale.
I wonder if reigen will ever find the closure he needs to free himself from the poltergeist of regret that obviously follows him around as a result of this incident. the confession incident really had reigen re-evaluating everything from the past three years.
#okay but this is such an āemotionally repressed but also sensitive and doting family memberā thing#itās hard to explain#but my dad is a gruff and rough-n-tumble farmer man#but heās also very sensitive and doting#so sometimes he will say something kind of blunt or tease me or scold me over something#and it really wonāt even be that bad#but he will sit there for the next couple of hours and stew over whether or not he hurt my feelings#like that shit will haunt him until eventually he calls me and apologizes#bc heās sensitive but also not super in touch with emotions so heās not sure where the boundaries are sometimes#and by that point i will have mostly forgotten what even happened in the first place#but i always get the post-joke/scolding regret call#especially bc i was always a kid who was very sensitive to rejection#i dunno if this makes any fucking sense#itās just very āemotionally repressed family memberā core#the girls who know will know#mp100#mob psycho 100#shigeo kageyama#reigen arataka
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i know that Jay has reasons for his character designs but i still wish Odysseus looked older, yk? it's been 20 trauma-filled years, that bitch should be going gray by now
#this is kind of a joke#mostly not#i want old man odysseus#he should look like SHIT#wolfythewitch as always is the one pulling thru with wrinkled short king odysseus#epic the musical#odysseus#the odyssey#jorge rivera herrans#epic: the musical#epic the vengeance saga#the vengeance saga
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The novel experience of being crushed by a giant rock, a visual metaphor
#Doodles#ISaT#Siffrin#Loop#Yaaaay suffering <3 <3 <3#Lol#Starting with a cute practice Sif to get used to drawing them a bit more they're so cute what the heck#He's so shaped I love that for him and about him#Crisp design very nice#Sif really is the embodiment of ''Ignorance is bliss'' and being so maladjusted about it :'D#His memory issues make the me a sad#Ironically I try not to think about it too hard or else I'll get Really sad lol#Memory is the foundation of individual personhood! It's such a tragedy weh#Him brushing things off by falling back into his issues is just so agh Sif no you deserve better!#Some sillies lol I never know if I should give content warnings for these kinds of jokes - I don't make them often!#Loop's line in the Jello streams is So good I couldn't not lol#Happy Wednesday fr btw lol yes I did do that on purpose#The last one agh the red and like - can we talk about Sif (and Loop's and Odile's) specific portraits where their hands do the spark thing??#I always forget how art can be Whatever and that overlapping/removing lineart to imply shapes and movement and just jfdslafd#It's so cool I love it so much it's very inspiring#The bonus is mostly a joke lol - again while watching the Jello streams Lenti was talking about how much she relates to Sif#And I was privately like ''Haha thank goodness I don't relate to him! Couldn't be me!'' And Then#It's fine lol I'm aware of my overlapping issues - I fall more on the Isa side of ''Sounds fake but okay'' but yeah.....yeahhhh lol#As long as I don't get trapped in a time loop about it! Poor Sif haha
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I adore mtogp because they are crazy. They prove that it's okay to be funny insane, make stupid jokes, let your intrusive thoughts win. And there will always be people who appreaciate you and love you no matter what. There are people who think/ act the same and match your freak. And my awkward teenage self definitly needed that realisation more than anything
#this is about riders and mechanis#I got a little emotional when thinking about it#like i grew up strict with the believe perfection is the only way to be loved#and no one would like a weirdo#with punishments for stepping off line#So i always tried to act like that and act accordingly#I didnt say the stupid jokes I had in mind or did the weird thing I wanted to be#and i think I looked really closed up bacause of that and overserious for a child#WhenI gre up (around 16/17) I finally found people who were a little weird and as I got comfortable I lost my filter#and honestly that was the best thing that could have happen to me#and now I watch those absolute weirdos being unhinged and happy and loved for it#And I meet people that have the same level of weird and thats wonderful#I love it so much#I love the community#This is mostly inspired by a few riders#marco bezzecchi#valentino rossi#marc marquez#jorge lorenzo#vr46 academy#motogp
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